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THE PROCESS OF MOOSE TRANSMOGRIFICATION IS ONE IN WHICH A MAN TRANSFORMS
INTO A MOOSE AND SOMETIMES FROM A MOOSE INTO A MAN. IT IS HARD WORK BUT
WHEN THE MAN IS DONE HE IS A MOOSE. USUALLY HE WANTS TO STAY A MOOSE BUT
SOME OF THE MORE SKILLED TRANSMOGRIFICATIONISTS LIKE ME CAN TURN
BACK. RIGHT NOW I AM A MOOSE AND I AM TYPING THESE WORDS WITH MY
FEET (HOOVES). YOU MAY ASK HOW THIS FEAT IS POSSIBLE AND THAT IS
DIFFICULT TO ANSWER BECAUSE IM NOT REALLY SURE. ALL I KNOW IS THAT IM A
MOOSE RIGHT NOW AND THATS FINE WITH ME
BEING A MOOSE IS NICE. THERES
LOTS OF SEXY GIRL MOOSES TO ENTERTAIN YOURSELF WITH AND BEFORE YOU ASK, NO
IT IS PERFECTLY NATURAL BEHAVIOR FOR A MOOSE. BUT WOMEN MOOSE
TRANSMOGRIFICANTS WOULD BE ILL-ADVISED TO GIVE BIRTH TO LITTLE MOOSE
BABIES WHICH IS THE INVEITABLE CONCLUSION TO THEIR MOOSEY LIASONS. THE
FIELD OF MOOSE TRANSMOGRIFICATION IS DANGEROUS TO WOMEN FOR THIS REASON
BUT DONT WORRY ABSTINENT MOOSES ARE FULLY ACCEPTED BY THE MOOSE COMMUNITY
SO YOU CAN JUST ENTERTAIN YOURSELF BY JUST TEASING THE BOY
MOOSES.
ANOTHER GOOD THING ABOUT BEING A MOOSE IS THAT YOU ARE
CONSTANTLY FILLED WITH A SENSE OF SATISFACTION AND GRATITUDE THAT YOU ARE
NOT AN UGLY HUMAN THING. MOOSES KNOW THEIR PLACE IN THE WORLD WHICH IS
EVENTUAL SUPREMACY OVER ALL OTHER FORMS OF LIFE BUT MOOSES ARE INTELLIGENT
ENOUGH TO COLLECTIVELY BIDE THEIR TIME UNTIL NO ONE IS WATCHING (BECAUSE
MOOSES RULING THE WORLD IS A SILLY IDEA AND WOULD NEVER BE TAKEN
SERIOUSLY) BUT MARK MY WORDS THE MOOSES TIME WILL COME.
I WOULD GIVE
YOU MORE INFORMATION ABOUT MOOSES BUT AS A MATTER OF FACT FOR A PART-TIME
MOOSE I AM REMARKABLY IGNORANT ABOUT MOOSE-STUFFS.
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