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even more
NEW AND IMPROVED(08/28/06)

ZEROMUS HOMEPAGE

and AMEricans For The Involuntary Euthanasia Of Retired People WORLD HQ
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[ ugly zeromus | evil zeromus | CAROT ]

You've reached the homepage of matthew gambrell.
[ renowned moose transmogrificationist and founding member of Society for the Advancement of Moose-Human Interactions ]
(((UPDATE: the society was disbanded in early 2002 when a rival group of uncoordinated hecklers made fun of us (me) alot )))

forged homepage defacements: [ 1 | 2 ]
Go see my main project lately gryffindor girls' dorm webcam dot com!
-->REAL HOMEPAGE CONTENT QWIK-LINK<--

StickMan says:
hi2u!! see look i am a stick mna!!
hi stickMan!!!
talk to sticjkMan!

zeromus law: A man can with great dignity manage to be either bald, or fat--but never both at once.

You can contact me in the following ways:
zeromus@zeromus.org
i now have a cell phone. welcome to the 1990's, zeromus!!!
<zeromus>THE 90s WERE BETTER ANYWAY, LOSERS
PHONE: (lame): 832.515.1740 (dont live near enough an interstate right now)
CELLPHONE: 601.467.3473
ICQ: 520608
GOOGLE: mgambrell@gmail.com
MSN: zeromus@zeromus.org
AIM: zeroppo
ZIPANG: &&RRNEY2
(phone number is provided for those who need me for something, or for girls who are looking for a good time. i don't actually know how to give you a good time, but i can promise to inadvertantly say something cruel at least once, and also say something intentionally cruel a few times too)
Please contact me in esperanto! I am learning it and i need practice.
Never mind, i might as well learn high elven for all the good it will do me. I already have serious enough motivational issues as it is.
zeromus currently resides in: austin, tx
zeromus enjoys the advantages of having wasted five years of his life acquiring advanced degrees in computer science!
zeromus is a World-Class web designer (but i hardly had to point that out, this page being a demonstration of my expertise)
zeromus is now a slight bit chubbier and a great deal less cranially hirsute than the photograph above would indicate
zeromus now has a resume online!

Here is an open letter from Jesus to Chick-fil-a.

Hi I went to klein oak high school in spring, TX and i lived in coppell for a while and went to lee elementary school and some middle school just for 5th grade and if you remember me, congratulations, because i certainly don't remember you!!!

Here are my very best pictures of LOVELY_LADY_COUNT very lovely ladies. They are so sublime that I have to share them with the world.
Also be careful when you click on Natalie, it's pretty awesome.
[ Katie | Natalie | Christina | Anna | Amanda ]

The Diet Coke Can Pyramid--My pride... and secret shame.

This is the list of things i intend to get, in order, when im done with school.

Here's Ayn Rand addressing a serious design flaw in the US Constitution by amendment (thats the old-fashioned way): "Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of production and trade."

Here is also a picture of a carot (or two). [ carot (or two) for you ]. I don't like carots. Neat!
What I _do_ like is the new green apple starbursts and I am currently very upset that i can't find any more in town.

Here is a list of bands that are stupid:
1. Limp Bizkit
This list is not exhaustive.

Speaking of music, how can Aerith's Theme not bring tears to your eyes?
Also speaking of music more, here's my current playlist rotation. It doubles as an incomplete list of good music.

Hey! check out some of my music. I dont spend much time on this hobby (none anymore) so don't expect much. Theyre all mods.

-- Friends of Zeromus --
  • ::Who wants to join the zeromus fan club???

    I do, I do !!!

    I haven't got anything useful here yet, and sorry about that.

    To tide you over, here are some dorky pieces of useless information:

    [ the oldest emu-ripped anigif on the net, as far as i know ]

    I only have one page about education in general and the University of Alabama in specifc being retarded. But maybe ill have more! So here's an entire section about it:

    <-- that is not me
    poor sucker. installing redhat drove him to a drinking binge. went right through the helmet and did irreparable damage. even beginning linux couldnt help this beginner. next time try Windows, kid.

    HAS MY HOMEPAGE SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF YOU?
    if so, join the club!!

    initials
    city, state
    [ JTD - Markham, Ontario | ASL - Roswell, GA | JFK - New York, NY | GRU Binghamton, NY * | ESK - Falls Church, VA | JNO - Minneapolis, MN | DE Houston, TX ]
    * lame

    Here are some Final Fantasy quotations. I'm not as mean as the real zeromus.
    (((UPDATE: it has been brought to my attention that i am.)))


    Suffer... and... perish... My hatred will last until I destroy all...
    -Zeromus, Final Fantasy IV

    I do what I want! You have problem?
    -Quina, Final Fantasy IX